Cortana Sucks Customer Reviews and Feedback

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Cortana is a virtual assistant developed by Microsoft, which uses the Bing search engine to perform tasks such as setting reminders and answering questions for the user.

Joe Hefley wrote in a review: Cortana is useless. Microsoft, really, why did you add Cortana, if she would be so useless and broke I mean, she's constanly breaking, she's slow, you can't have a conversation with her, even though you made it out that she would have even better AI than cleverbot. But, all she can do is check the weather, and open programs. Really what's the use of Cortana? It isn't even compatible with Skype. I can't even say "Hey cortana, go to" Just terrible. It would be better just to remove her than let this Crapware slow down a PC. So, really, Microsoft, why does Cortana exist? To raise the popularity of Bing?


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Footlocker-Salesman (Former Employee) says

"The work environment was fun and the customers were great but, there were not enough hours to go around. The associates and managers were helpful. The benefits of getting shoes at a discounted price was awesome but as stated earlier, I was unable to work full time. Cons: Not many people shop in Cortana mall"

Maintenance (Former Employee) says

"I have not been there in years l don't know how it works know .But when the old people were there it was good l don't know about on.It might be the same."

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